Maybe you tried to buy a 3.- (0.2euro) candy bar with a 500.- (32euro) bill, not because you had an undying desire to see the salesperson counting bill after bill and coin after coin for half an eternity but because you sincerely believe that if you want a candy bar and have money and are in a shop then you should by all means buy it. Or did you let a guy, who had just spent six months against his will crying and sweating and bleeding in a boot camp for a measly 3000.- paycheck, get you a cup of pretty damn good coffee and then not say a single word to him for the rest of the evening? Or perhaps you can imagine yourself as a Rambo-esque villain landing in a helicopter, guns blazing, in a remote, backwards village with nothing better to say than "HA-HA, PEASANTS!"
If that all comes naturally for you... Yellow pants will suit you well. Otherwise, having the attitude of Salvador Dali helps every strand of facial hair and every technicolor adventure to become fabulous. Because if you can swap clothes with your grandma or stick flowers onto your 'stache (real or not) only causing people to respectfully give you tea and way, then you are a true genious indeed.
*Also, I just bought a pair. Sh*t was SO cash.
If that all comes naturally for you... Yellow pants will suit you well. Otherwise, having the attitude of Salvador Dali helps every strand of facial hair and every technicolor adventure to become fabulous. Because if you can swap clothes with your grandma or stick flowers onto your 'stache (real or not) only causing people to respectfully give you tea and way, then you are a true genious indeed.
*Also, I just bought a pair. Sh*t was SO cash.
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