This isn't right. vol.1

*Longratheruntrueandconfusingnamehere* Shopbob $325

Designer : (reluctant, apologetical) "Grandpa, I know you think most of the clothes I make are a little inappropriate... (excited) I want to redeem myself now, so I took one of your dres- I mean SWEATERS and... Well, here's a picture."
Grandpa : (appalled) "God..."
Designer : "Doesn't she look lovely in it? Such a divine expression!"
Grandpa : (shocked, almost terrified)"..."
Designer : "Is something wrong?"
Grandpa : "Son..."
Designer : (still cheerful and enthusiastic) "Oh yes, I'm sorry I stole your sweater but don't worry, I've got a $325 pricetag on it. I'll get you a new one."
Grandpa : "..................................................I am speechless."

Considering his grandson doesn't need more money than sense and realising he shouldn't contribute in any way to the overload of said money Grandpa rewrote his will leaving the young designer nothing but a pair of his underwear. Sadly this story will have an ending. Stay tuned.

When you can't get Chanel's gun shoes...

Maffia Shoes for up-and-coming mobsters and gangsters $57.99

Well, this is one of the options for footwear when you decide to get into organised crime. However, I strongly suggest getting a pair of crocs. For the times when you have to beat sense into those who don't want to give you their hard-earned money or go to war with your chosen enemy or need to kill people for a living. Yes. Crocs. Because they are comfortable. Because they are light. Because they are quirky and fun. Because blood and gore on rubber blobs ain't so painful to look at. In fact, I bet every self-respecting mobster has a pair of crocs to step into when going on a job. Wouldn't want to get all that damn dirty, smelly, scummy evidence on $3000 Armani's, right? Life's not easy...

Then again, these are pretty sweet.

While I am already typing here, I'd like to take the opportunity to hit myself in the head. *Does so* Been very busy and very strange lately but I will write more often from now on.